I took the summer off from writing because it had become more of a chore then an enjoyable experience. Now that some time has passed, I hope to share some of my life with you again.


Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Today is...day 1.

Today is also the day...
I realized once again, after foolishly bringing the Queen of 6716 to Target that I am an idiot. She is the definition of 2 in all its glory and does not respond to any strategy that I have successfully used to pacify the 2 year olds that came before her. I mean any.
By the time I made it to the register, we had opened the pretzels, the fish and dropped a cheese stick.
She makes me feel like a first time mom all over again...and again...and again.
To her credit...she made it out with a bottle of hooker red nail polish and someone else's dropped lollypop.
Naturally, I will assume that the germ infested pop of disgustingness never touched her lips...
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4 comments:

  1. UnknownMarch 23, 2011 at 9:45 PM

    Jen, this is great. I hope you have time to keep this up. We want to hear humorous tales regarding your beloved husband in addition to your four little angels.

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  2. Diet RegretsMarch 23, 2011 at 10:57 PM

    I can't wait to read more now! I'm glad you started this!

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  3. UnknownMarch 23, 2011 at 11:33 PM

    I look forward to further posts with bated breath and eager anticipation!

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  4. jenMarch 25, 2011 at 2:44 PM

    I am so glad to hear that you enjoyed this post and hope you will read on...it's fun to have someone to tell our stories too.

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