"I HORRIBLE!"

Today is the day I told the Dictator the truth.

Every Tuesday we take the Boy to swimming class while the ladies are at school. This has been our routine all year, Boy swims, Dictator eats a snack and reads books, while patiently waiting for the lesson to be over...HA!

Someone must have tipped the Big D off about the world's worst 2 year old competition, which is apparently going on today, in Baltimore.

I am not one who acknowledges temper tantrums, but after 30 minutes of pain, even I begin to twitch.
That is when it happened..."Baby D, you are being HORRIBLE!"

Well, she got quiet and looked up at me with that sh-t eating grin and said, "I horrible mama?" 
" Caleb, I horrible! I HORRIBLE!!" 

I bet you can guess the first thing Ms. Kelly heard as we walked up to get pre-k 4..."Hi Miss Kelly, I HORRIBLE!"

Is that the folks from Mother of the Year calling again???


On our way to the car today, the Boy was holding my hand on one side and the Dictators on the other. He looked up at me and said, "Aww mama, I'm stuck between two girls."
Of course, my obvious response was, "Hey I think most boys would love to be stuck between two girls."  Wait, what??
Snicker, Snicker from lady walking by.


Oh Miss 2nd grade, have I ever in all the years we have know each other, come into your room at 6:30am, got right next to your ear, saw that you were obviously fast asleep and said in an extraordinarily loud voice, "ARE YOU AWAKE???"

Only once...so why aren't we on our way to Disney World right now???